Dating Profiles
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Name: Elvis (male)
Birthdate: 2/2/24
Personality: Likes to explore and snoop around.
Markings: White with black spots. He also has an endearing black stripe on his nose.
Loves: Prancing around on hardwood floors. It’s the most adorable sound ever.
Currently in therapy for: He has a hardcore celery habit that still gets the best of him at times. He currently needs a new sponsor for his CA meetings.
Fave quote: Viva, Viva… Las Vegas!
Most embarrassing moment: He got salty when a grandmother thought he was “only” a stuffed animal.
Celebrity comparison: Elvis (duh!)
Name: Pinkie (female)
Birthdate: 4/6/24
Personality: Similar to a soft, fluffy pillow.
Markings: She’s a chubby snowball. With a splash of pink.
Loves: Curling up in your arms and watching the world go by.
Currently in therapy for: Always wants to know if these jeans (and chubby cheeks) make me look fat.
Fave quote: Pink isn’t just a color. It’s an attitude, Holmes.
Most embarrassing moment: When called a mini-Einstein, she thought it was a rude bagel comparison.
Celebrity comparison: Legally Blonde
